Wednesday, September 16, 2009

a few minutes before class i made a peanut butter sandwich
in class, i sat behind an attractive girl
i was very self conscious because
i smelled like peanut butter
i looked at my hands
but couldn't find the peanut butter
i think perhaps its stuck to my ass or back
did i sit on a giant glob of peanut butter
thats now on my ass or back?
i wish a dog would come lick the peanut butter from my back
a german shepard in long sloppy laps
against my shirt or pants
because then the dog
would make funny efforts to eat the peanut butter
from the roof of its mouth and i'd have no more peanut butter on my back.
but i also hope that the attractive girl in front of me likes german shepards and peanut butter.

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